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kwassakwassasisa:

New fav quote
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giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

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posted 3 weeks ago
leis-ure:

rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG
posted 3 weeks ago
brutalgeneration:

Cliffs of Moher, Ireland (by sieradzka)
posted 3 weeks ago
thebitterfrenchcanadian:

This is some James Bond ass shit that girl stole all his information I’m 99% sure
posted 3 weeks ago
johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN