32 Things to Do Before you Turn 89

cithaerons:

jenjay:

1. Stop reading lists of arbitrary life goals written by upper-middle-class white kids.

2.-32. Live your life judgment-free while cackling at people freaking out about those arbitrary life goals.

#for real #i’m not going to wake up at 5am and smile at the sun or some crap like that

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teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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snakeoil:

notsopale:

The tea has been spilt repeat the tea has been spilt.

i literally saw a white girl wearing a bindi carrying a sign that said “STOP HATE” at pride the other day like, the irony was painful.

ohmygod
"I’m the jealous type. You wanna know why? Because we started off as ‘just friends’ too."Frank Ocean  (via love-me-coronas)

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thatfunnyblog:

things to say to ur friends who like grass type pokemon
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jamsfranca:

LISZTOMANIA

BERE ASHLAHEA S CHKEELE GOOO

LAJALR IRAA RLAJAKLJ RAA OOOOOOH

NOT EASILY OFFENDED

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thahalfrican:

fuckyeahitsdomi:

it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows

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startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 
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